The New Joke Thread

[Yellowtulip]

Originally Posted by Montanan

Okay, now I know the Moderators have told us to refrain from controversial topics such as political jokes, but I couldn't resist.

...and he has several components left over.

...and some parts aren’t a good fit.

[socaldmax]

That wasn't a political joke, it was about the CEO of Ikea.

He's probably more powerful than any nation outside of the G8.

[topmast]

Originally Posted by SaltyMetals

OK. Time for a boatie joke. You can change the nationality to suit your local area.

So two Irish guys hire a small rowing boat for th day to go fishing. Excellent results, caught many fish and celebrate. First one says to the other, "we really have to come back here tomorrow". The second says "but how can we be sure we will find the same spot?"

First says " That is easy. We can make a chalk mark on the side of this boat".

Then the second guy says 'But what if we don't get the same boat? Duh!

[Jim Cate]

Originally Posted by Montanan

Okay, now I know the Moderators have told us to refrain from controversial topics such as political jokes, but I couldn't resist.

this moderator personally forgives you... got a LOL, even from Ann!

Jim

[socaldmax]

This reminds me of a cook on the old sub...

[Uncle Bob]

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1619239440

[GordMay]

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[socaldmax]

Really!

[socaldmax]

Probably Carlos...

[socaldmax]

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside
And asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue,
curse the umpire, or call him an *******. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,
it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”

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