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Old 25-04-2021, 01:52   #14911
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Old 26-04-2021, 04:48   #14912
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I see people...
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Old 26-04-2021, 14:44   #14915
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Woohoo! A sailing joke! YES!!
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Old 26-04-2021, 14:51   #14916
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Woohoo! A sailing joke! YES!!
Oh, now you tell us that Sailing Jokes are politically correct for the CruisersForum. You don't know what a Pandora's box you have just opened. Beware what you wish for.

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Old 26-04-2021, 15:03   #14917
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Perhaps I should start a new anchor / mooring thread posing this question.
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If we just learned to fill our boats with sailboat fuel we would not have difficulty starting our engine.
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Old 27-04-2021, 02:37   #14920
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Old 27-04-2021, 04:43   #14921
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Trifecta!
Masks, global warming and gun propaganda all in one post.
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Old 27-04-2021, 04:57   #14922
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Perhaps this will be more to your taste:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind; It’s pointless.
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Old 27-04-2021, 16:11   #14923
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Perhaps this will be more to your taste:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind; It’s pointless.
Lol Gord....
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Old 27-04-2021, 16:22   #14924
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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.
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Old 27-04-2021, 20:59   #14925
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At least this one is boat related...


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