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Old 27-04-2021, 23:03   #14926
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I’m afraid to ask what the boat looks like...
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Old 28-04-2021, 09:51   #14928
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Old 28-04-2021, 12:46   #14929
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Depends if it's a Brazilian or German boat.....[emoji1787]
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This is hilarious!
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Old 29-04-2021, 16:54   #14933
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Caption this...........

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Old 29-04-2021, 22:48   #14936
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Two years ago, I thoughtlessly walked into the liquor store on a cold day with a hoodie pulled down over my head. Employees came running from all angles ready to throw me out!
Now, everybody walks in there fully masked up and nobody bats an eye. It’s hilarious.

Seriously, that liquor store was the first place in town to take the pandemic seriously and institute real contamination control. I salute them. The contrast is still funny.
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Hmmmmm, no, I still got nothing . . .
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Watching the ever increasing price for lumber......................wondering if I should sell my house for parts??
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