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[StuM]

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[MicHughV]

Q. How can you tell when Trump is lying ?

A. When his lips are moving !

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[Boatyarddog]

Pope Francis, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy are crossing the Atlantic on an airplane when the engines fail. They find three parachutes.

Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!”

Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane.

At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane.

The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.”

The little boy says, “actually there are two left. Donald Trump took my backpack.”

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[Boatyarddog]

What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.

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Trump’s medical records were just released.

According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.

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[MicHughV]

In their younger years, Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump were big buddies. They live down the street from each other and often played together.

One day, they were playing together and got into an argument.
Nancy would say " our house is bigger than your house"
Donald would counter with "my dad's car is bigger than your dad's car"

Pretty soon they had exhausted their list of " bigger" options, when Donald finally dropped his pants and said" well, I got one of these and you don"t !"

Realizing that what Donald said was true, she ran home crying to her mother.

The next day, Nancy met Donald in the street, dropped here drawers and told Donald " Well, my mother sez I have one of these, and with one of these I can have all of those I want ! "

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[El Pinguino]

Fixed it for you

Originally Posted by MicHughV

In their younger years, Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump were big buddies. They live down the street from each other and often played together.

One day, they were playing together and got into an argument.
Nancy would say " our house is bigger than your house"
Donald would counter with "my dad's car is bigger than your dad's car"

Pretty soon they had exhausted their list of " bigger" options, when Donald finally dropped his pants and said" well, I got one of these and you don"t !"

Realizing that what Donald said was true, she ran home crying to her mother.

The next day, Nancy met Donald in the street, dropped here drawers and told Donald " Well, my mother sez I have one of these, and with one of these I can have all of those I want ! "

And Nancy laughed and laughed and laughed

And Donald never ever forgave her.