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Old 08-08-2022, 10:55   #196
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Back in the Older days, The Republican Party was a Voice Of Reason.
Since Trump, The Republican Party is Now The Voice Of Treason!
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Please remember, jokes only, no joke commenting. Joke comments have been removed.

Joke comments are deleted without notification, unless someone keeps on doing it. Then there may be repercussions.

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Old 08-08-2022, 17:03   #199
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Back in the Older days, The Republican Party was a Voice Of Reason.
Since Trump, The Republican Party is Now The Voice Of Treason!
Okay then,

Clinton: 64.7 million
Trump: 62.4 million*
*Caution: Numbers are factual and have not been adjusted to accommodate narcissistic delusion.


The Brazilian ambassador meets with Donald Trump, and offers him 50 Brazilian soldiers to help with the fight against terrorism. Trump says, “That’s fantastic!”
Later that day Trump calls his Chief of Staff and tells him about the offer of 50 Brazilian soldiers.
The Chief of Staff says, “That’s fantastic!”
Trump says, “Yes, but remind me again, how many is a ‘Brazilian?’”


Trump walks out of the bathroom in a towel. Looks at Melania. "You ready for some orange juice?"
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He was like a T-Rex in bed. Wild, insatiable . . . and completely incapable of undoing her bra with his tiny little hands.
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It’s Tax Day. Of course Stormy Daniels did her taxes. I thought this was interesting: She listed her hush money from Donald Trump under ‘gross income.’
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Crown Winner Justify turned down an invitation to White House. Asked why, he said, “If I wanted to see a horse’s ass, I would’ve finished second.”
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Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

Q: Whats the difference between a politician and a snail?
A: One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.

A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.
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