The New Political Joke (only) Quarantine Bay.

[Montanan]

Kid: Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.
Dad: Are you insane? Have you completely lost your mind? Are you a moron?
Kid: Forget it. There seems to be too many requirements.


Just saying.

[Idaho]

The biggest political joke in America is Tax Day is 15 April. Voting Day is 02 November.

7 months to forget the outrageous taxes, and reelect scum.
5 months until you calculate your tax again.

Tax Day should be 15 October, so the financial rape occurs just before elections.

[Montanan]

After numerous rounds of, "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Kennedy opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message, 370HSSV-0773H. Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. Noone could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help. Within a few seconds the Marine Corps cabled back with this reply, "Tell Kennedy he's holding the message upside down."

[Montanan]

Why can't Trump go to White house anymore? It's FOR BIDEN.

[Montanan]

What's the difference between baseball and politics? In baseball you're out if you're caught stealing.


Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.


War doesn't determine who's right, only who is left.

[Buster Brown]

[Buster Brown]

[Buster Brown]

[Idaho]

I am laughing, why aren't you?

[Montanan]

Originally Posted by Idaho

I am laughing, why aren't you?

Waiting for a punchline.

[Montanan]

We haven't found a solution for climate change yet, but...
...we're definitely getting warmer.

[Montanan]

The real reason not to do anything against climate change
Just think how dumb we'd look in front of our children, if twenty years from now we discover climate change was in fact not real. We'd have cleaned the ocean and the cities, preserved the rain forests and millions of species, innovated in multiple industries, made the air breathable again, created a more sustainable lifestyle for the decades to come and a better world for our children, completely for nothing. I'm pretty sure we'd all doom the fool that made us do all that.

[Montanan]

Never argue about climate change

It always turns into a heated debate.

[Montanan]

What's the main cause of Climate Change?

Somebody lit the dinosaurs on fire.

[Montanan]

A tad dated, but still a good one -

This year is all about noticing things we should’ve done differently. Should’ve done more to stop the spread of the virus, police brutality, wildfires, climate change...but you know what they say about hindsight...

It’s 2020.


And last year it was 2020, two.