The New Political Joke (only) Quarantine Bay.

[Montanan]

What's the only animal unaffected by climate change?

Egyptian Crocodiles.


Because they live in the Nile.




When it comes to climate change
Denial ain't just a dry patch of sand in Egypt

[Montanan]

I haven't always believed in climate change,
but I'm warming up to the theory.

[Montanan]

Five people are on a plane that is going to crash; Oprah, the Pope, Greta Thunberg, Trump and Dr. Fauci.
Only four parachutes though.

Fauci takes one, says "I’ve got to live so I can find a cure for this pandemic and jumps out of the plane."

The Pope takes one, says "I have to be there to provide spiritual guidance to the faithful during this pandemic and he jumps out."

Trump takes one, says "I have to live, I’m the smartest person in the world" and jumps out.

Oprah says to Greta, "You take the last one. I’ve lived a good life and yours is just beginning. You may save the world from climate change."

Greta says, "No worries. There is still one for each of us. The smartest man in the world just jumped out of the plane with my backpack."

[Montanan]

How many U.S. politicians does it take the solve climate change?

Trick question: U.S. politicians can't solve anything.

[Montanan]

My environmental activist friend asked, “Aren’t you concerned Florida will be submerged from climate change?”

I replied, I thought that’s what we were all trying to do, then we’ll stop.

[Montanan]

I don’t get it. What’s the problem with climate change, ice bergs melting and the sea level rising?

I mean the excess water just flows down the edge of the Earth.

[Montanan]

With climate change coming, economists predict that Canada will soon be the most powerful country in the world.

And then you all will be sorry.



[Truly this Montanan really is fond of my wonderful northern Albertan neighbors, , but then I may have an inherent bias as my middle name is Albert, which makes me an honorary one.]

[Montanan]

Climate migration is a real thing.

Climate change is causing people to move into hilly and mountainous regions
According to one expert on YouTube it is plain unsettling.

[Montanan]

CO2 Climate Change Joke
One day the last man on earth went out for a stroll through the wasteland. As he was walking along, a giant, silver flying saucer burst out of the sky and landed before him. The door slowly opened and out of the craft came a little green fella who saw the man and shouted “Hey! What happened here?” The last man on earth just rolled his eyes and chuckled back, “Man, it was a gas!”

[Montanan]

Man made climate change is really annoying me!
I wish the jerks that keep changing the climate would just set it at 70 degrees Fahrenheit year-round and be done with it!

[Montanan]

Climate change is such a joke...
Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.


Re: Image attachment in the news this week. This aerial photo shows an iceberg, nearly the size of Greater London, breaking off the Brunt Ice Shelf in Antarctica on Sunday, January 22. Albeit, researchers said this event was expected and not a result of climate change.

[Montanan]

97.62% of the world's population has accepted climate change as a scientific fact.

The rest of them are in North America.

[Montanan]

I am also a proud antivaxx mother, flat earther, Trump enthusiast and know for a fact climate change isn't real.

There's no punchline, I've already told you the joke.

[Montanan]

Why are Conservatives climate change deniers?


Because they want to melt the snowflakes!

[Montanan]

Argument With A Climate Change Denier

The denier goes, “How can global warming be real if it’s 20 degrees here?”

I say to him, “Saying Climate Change isn’t real because it’s cold where you live is like saying smart people don’t exist because you’re a f'cking idiot!”