What Should You NOT Do on a Boat ?

[zeehag]

dayummmm..i only had one coconut......

[Pete7]

Originally Posted by zeehag

ok. uncle phil never thought we would do that, so please splain why...besides the dang brick dust......

Surely warmed in the oven, a red brick would be useful to press the creases in ones red trousers

[zeehag]

prolly keep the color good, also!!!!

[James S]

Originally Posted by Pete7

Surely warmed in the oven, a red brick would be useful to press the creases in ones red trousers

You're right Pete.....it would be useful if it weren't for "never ever....ever, bring a red brick on a boat".

[zeehag]

never ever sail with someone of male gender wearing pink pants....
first of all, they got the pink from the damn red brick,
second of all--- they aren't real ships' captains, are they--i never saw pink britches on a real sailor.....only on yachtsmen in england, and that has been in pix only.....

[boasun]

Maybe they are trying to bring back the 70/80s...

Don't drill holes when you don't know what is on the other side... Like water or electric wiring.

[coyfish9906]

Originally Posted by zeehag

at least ye gave those neighbors a lil to laugh about--- and they will for looong time--i know those folks....LOL..... be careful and hurry to recovery so ye can repeat the experience....or know that ye learned from it!!

On my way to a full recovery ...lots of sleep and pain meds....lol

[zeehag]

got gooood hellowe'en mask???... mebbe ye can sneak thru moorings without hearing a loud chuckle from the crazy naybores.....mebbe ye need more coconuts?? ....many of those here....

[boasun]

Drink Rum out of a Coconut while sailing?
Put the Rum in the coconut and mix it all up.

.1 for DUI
.08 in some states
.04 if you hold a USCG license.

That is the Law....

[zeehag]

no rum in de coconut--just de coconut..i am boring...oh , so boooooring...LOL..designated driver boring......

[GeoPowers]

Let's not forget "extreme couponing!"

[senormechanico]

Originally Posted by zeehag

no rum in de coconut--just de coconut..i am boring...oh , so boooooring...LOL..designated driver boring......

Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for de lime.

She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she call de doctor, woke 'im up,

Said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
Now lemme get this straight,

You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot'up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you call your doctor, woke 'im up,

Said " Doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"

You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better,
Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up,
Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning."

Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for a lime.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut and called de doctor, woke 'im up.

And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, now lemme get this straight,

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot'up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut. You're such a silly woman.

Put a lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down,
Put the lime in your coconut, and call me in the morning,

Woo--ain't there nothin' you can take?
I say, woo--to relieve your belly ache,
You say, well woo--ain't there nothin' I can take?
I say woo--woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yow--ain't there nothin' I can take,

I say wow--to relieve this belly ache,
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor you're such a silly woman.

Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and you'll feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning.

Yes, you call me in the morning, You call me in the morning,
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do and if you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do.

[In2TheBlue]

....be taller than 6ft

[Hillbillylad]

Originally Posted by In2TheBlue

....be taller than 6ft

It's good to know that 5 foot 6 is a benefit sometimes. Boating and mining coal so far. not much but a start for us shorter folk.

[In2TheBlue]

Originally Posted by Hillbillylad

It's good to know that 5 foot 6 is a benefit sometimes. Boating and mining coal so far. not much but a start for us shorter folk.

at 5'6" you could almost put in a mezzanine level