Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !

[Red Charlotte]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

That was over 2 hours ago now..........

..........I think she might have discovered the answer

Voilà!!!

the second banana
– someone who serves in a subordinate capacity or plays a secondary role 1
the second banana ; the second fiddle
– someone who serves in a subordinate capacity or plays a secondary role 1
second banana [the ~] noun
second fiddle [the ~] noun
the second banana
– a performer who acts as stooge to a comedian 1
the straight man ; the second banana
– a performer who acts as stooge to a comedian 1
straight man [the ~] noun
second banana [the ~] noun

From: Interglot - "second banana": Synonyms in English

[noelex 77]

Every sailor should aim to join the nautical mile high club.

It is a more exclusive club than aeronautical equivalent.
Entries will only be accepted with a suitable waypoint.

[Wotname]

Hmm... only two on board, too deep to anchor so presumably underway, who's on watch.
No problem, both of you are on lookout and one gets to sleep after :

[Seaworthy Lass]

Originally Posted by noelex 77

Every sailor should aim to join the nautical mile high club.
It is a more exclusive club than aeronautical equivalent.
Entries will only be accepted with a suitable waypoint.

Originally Posted by carstenb

......
Sometimes we bunk down on the cockpit deck - we have a mattress that is especially sewn to fill 1/2 the cockpit.

Sounds like you have been practising to join Noelex's club .

[atoll]

Originally Posted by Wotname

Hmm... only two on board, too deep to anchor so presumably underway, who's on watch.
No problem, both of you are on lookout and one gets to sleep after :

i once lived on a catamaran with a very fiesty french girl,the only problem was the master cabin did not have a lot of head room above the bunk........

fortunatly there was a hatch that when kneeling you could get your head and shoulders out of.........

so watch keeping and waving at passersby in the anchorage whilst otherwise engaged was never a problem

[tamicatana]

I meant what I said about Farrier trimaran sailors doing it at 15kt....

[carstenb]

So it's winter and I'm doing a good cleaning of the boat.
In the Master Stateroom, on my Wife's side, tucked between the mattress and the hull I was supprized to find:
Hand cuffs
A mask
A big whip !!

Who'dda thunk it, my Wife's a Superhero !!!

[atoll]

Originally Posted by carstenb

So it's winter and I'm doing a good cleaning of the boat.
In the Master Stateroom, on my Wife's side, tucked between the mattress and the hull I was supprized to find:
Hand cuffs
A mask
A big whip !!

Who'dda thunk it, my Wife's a Superhero !!!

she is only a superhero if she hasn't been using the boat whilst you are at the office

[Wotname]

Originally Posted by carstenb

So it's winter and I'm doing a good cleaning of the boat.
In the Master Stateroom, on my Wife's side, tucked between the mattress and the hull I was supprized to find:
Hand cuffs
A mask
A big whip !!

Who'dda thunk it, my Wife's a Superhero !!!

Originally Posted by atoll

she is only a superhero if she hasn't been using the boat whilst you are at the office

I think that she is was a superhero because

a). She had all the gear yet you didn't know about it

and

b). She had you cleaning the boat.

Now the only real question that remains is that did she leave the evidence on purpose or did she make a small error of judgement regarding your cleaning abilities?

Many of us wait with baited breath for the next exciting episode carstenb's martial life afloat - assuming he can get back to the keyboard of course.

[tamicatana]

Originally Posted by Wotname

Many of us wait with baited breath for the next exciting episode carstenb's martial life afloat

Interesting misspelling, or did you mean that?

[Wotname]

Originally Posted by tamicatana

Interesting misspelling, or did you mean that?

Although I am a shocking speller, this one was intended; thank you for noticing.

I thought it might have flown over the collective heads on CF but I should have known better - as most of you are smarter than me

[atoll]

wot no dildo's.........must have been the pool boy or ffstbottoms giving her a quick scrub

[carstenb]

Originally Posted by Wotname

I think that she is was a superhero because

a). She had all the gear yet you didn't know about it

and

b). She had you cleaning the boat.

Now the only real question that remains is that did she leave the evidence on purpose or did she make a small error of judgement regarding your cleaning abilities?

Many of us wait with baited breath for the next exciting episode carstenb's martial life afloat - assuming he can get back to the keyboard of course.

yes the MARTIAL part of our life afloat can be quite entertaining. However, since this is a family site and I have no wish to be tortured, flamed and banned by our resident Mods, I'll leave the details up to your imagination
Now - where's my mask and her latex suit?

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by atoll

wot no dildo's.........must have been the pool boy or ffstbottoms giving her a quick scrub

Be careful what you wish for - she may want to take you down (up? ) a peg or 2

[atoll]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

Be careful what you wish for - she may want to take you down (up? ) a peg or 2

i love it when you talk dirty................