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Old 10-03-2011, 04:57   #121
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But then you've gotta think... would anyone admit it was crap...
or worse... non existant...
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Old 10-03-2011, 09:47   #122
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Boatman... with Your uncomparable charm You ought to have more of sex-aboard experiences than any of us here... Just small jealousy...
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Anyway - it looks most appreciate the sex life on board (and even in water - next to board )

I can admit, that we have much, much more and better sex when on boat, than back home. Less stress, more time, quite lazy life style - all are the pros probably

And, as it was said by some - the boat give some additional benefits
Handholds, footholds - lots of nice places to have sex and to experiment with positions... Also the benefit of undisturbed outdoor sex

Hmmm... Mostly undisturbed...
Last year we were sailing lazily, under genoa alone, through the wide channel between two god-forgotten uninhabitated islands. Nothing around, no single AIS contact. Autopilot engaged. Admiral on her knees in the walk-through transom... Me behind, standing on bathing platform... Good handholds of pushpit rails... I was almost in seventh heaven... Admiral moaning for more... And suddenly the ferocious blast of siren from behind! Huge ferry appeared from the islet - NOW it was on the AIS! Before the islet blocked the transsmission... Jumped to the wheel, clearing the way for the ferry. Admiral stood calmly on the bathing platform, waving kindly to the guys on the bridge...
Next day we were leaving the harbour nearby, this time properly dressed In the bay we met the same ferry, on opposite course. When passing, they blew a loooong blast on their siren....
These guys have radar and binoculars!!! how can they forget you now hahaha
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Boatman... with Your uncomparable charm You ought to have more of sex-aboard experiences than any of us here... Just small jealousy...
The both of you got me thingking...nauticaltherms!!

Your all about Living the dream!!!

baotman; more of the singlehand type!!

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baotman; more of the singlehand type!!

"One hand for the boat and one hand for yourself."
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These guys have radar and binoculars!!! how can they forget you now hahaha
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And boat name on AIS... Yaaa....
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These guys have radar and binoculars!!! how can they forget you now hahaha
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And the video...........
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Uhuh. A 360 view, in fact.
I take it you don't close your eyes then?
Screwed if you do... screwed if you don't...
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"One hand for the boat and one hand for yourself."

finally someone who only thinks of themselves and admits it
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After cruising for about a year, my husband informed me he showered and had a new shirt but wasn't impressed when I asked if that was his idea of foreplay 
ROFLMAO arn't they just too cute when they try too hard
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Boatman... with Your uncomparable charm You ought to have more of sex-aboard experiences than any of us here... Just small jealousy...
If reality was just 50% of seeming reputation I'd be a happy man...
Never believe what you think you heard....
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After cruising for about a year, my husband informed me he showered and had a new shirt but wasn't impressed when I asked if that was his idea of foreplay 

You held out on him for a year?
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Now there are other spots on a boat to have sex. I do like going on trips when we stay at a hotel and have a nice, big, open bed, with head clearance.
Totally. This reminds me of the time we were going to a fancy BnB for my birthday. I mentioned it to a sailing friend (liveaboard as well) and the first words out of her mouth were "yep, sometimes you just got to get off the boat and have one of those skanky weekends in a room with a big square bed".

We had memory foam (temperapedic knock off) before we moved aboard and we cut our king sized mattress into sections that fit into the v-berth. So, we have the SAME mattress exactly as we had before, just with a pointy end now.

Also, with regards to the guy who changed his t-shirt. I clearly remember myself hugging my husband and saying "oooh, you smell like shampoo" and then when we realized how absolutely lame that was we both cracked up.
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Good times in the cockpit hove-to mid chanel...not much for upolstery except some throwable cushions. Hardly unfair since we split on tops, Plenty of hollering all around. Once got busted by a copter that stayed a bit long... hmmm
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