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avb3 · 15-09-2012, 13:12

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Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

I think that would fall foul of the "play nice" rule.......

Your one smart sailor!

**Ex-Calif** · 15-09-2012, 19:02

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Originally Posted by Malibu

'Having to ply women with liquor...' Hmmm, perhaps it's the coast your on... Maybe you should bring your boat here to the west coast where the weather is always beautiful...

Oh, great!

Now the Panama canal is gonna be booked solid for months...

And DoJ - I for one would love to see the mankini photo -

avb3 · 15-09-2012, 19:34

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Originally Posted by Ex-Calif

Oh, great!

Now the Panama canal is gonna be booked solid for months...

And DoJ - I for one would love to see the mankini photo -

NO NO NO!!!

Didn't you see him saying that would disregard the 'be nice' rule!

I would be obliged to take off my member hat and put on my moderator hat.

Unless an 'emeritus' over ruled me.

Azul · 16-09-2012, 05:57

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Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

I have PM'd you my resumé.

and a photo of me wearing a Mankini.

David,

Thanks for the pictures and resume, they came at an opportune time to cheer me up, I was feeling a little despondent when I found that Malibu's PM box was full, she even started a new thread to try to escape us under an assumed name, Dawn. Reading about your adventures and participation in Single Swimmer's Seeking Soul Mates was a welcome respite from my usual multi-tasking routine of sitting on a bean bag chair eating Cheetos, naked, while watching soap operas and reading People Magazine. However, those little, out of focus pictures of you holding a large cat were a bit difficult to see... could you send larger files?

Sadly, I don't think we are a good fit, as I found one night when a drunken delivery skipper boarded the wrong boat that waking up in a quarter berth next to a hairy bottom is too tickly for me. Have you considered a Mankini wax?

Not being a selfish person, I have attached your best photo to spread the word in hopes that you too will be able to find your perfect partner situation and that you enjoy your new job as a decolletage sunscreen model. Fair winds!

Sandero · 16-09-2012, 07:41

hahahaha it;s magical alright but she's not always tranquil... When she's in a bitchy mood you don't mess with her. She's unforgiving of your mis steps.

David_Old_Jersey · 16-09-2012, 07:46

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Originally Posted by Azul

Not being a selfish person, I have attached your best photo to spread the word in hopes that you too will be able to find your perfect partner situation and that you enjoy your new job as a decolletage sunscreen model. Fair winds!

Thank you for giving my application due consideration

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Unfortunately you do appear to have mixed my photo up with that of Ex-Calif

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This is me:-

and yes - I have a surprisingly small head

Malibu · 16-09-2012, 08:32

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Originally Posted by CPseudonym

Best to ya on your search, I think ya got what it takes too. Ya definitely have a good sporting attitude which is 95% of the battle IMO.

As to the interesting offers comment. I have been wondering what your private message inbox has looked like since opening this thread

My PM inbox has been both interesting and comical...

Malibu · 16-09-2012, 08:35

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Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

I have PM'd you my resumé.

and a photo of me wearing a Mankini.

LMAO...

Malibu · 16-09-2012, 08:44

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Originally Posted by Azul

David,

Thanks for the pictures and resume, they came at an opportune time to cheer me up, I was feeling a little despondent when I found that Malibu's PM box was full, she even started a new thread to try to escape us under an assumed name, Dawn. Reading about your adventures and participation in Single Swimmer's Seeking Soul Mates was a welcome respite from my usual multi-tasking routine of sitting on a bean bag chair eating Cheetos, naked, while watching soap operas and reading People Magazine. However, those little, out of focus pictures of you holding a large cat were a bit difficult to see... could you send larger files?

Sadly, I don't think we are a good fit, as I found one night when a drunken delivery skipper boarded the wrong boat that waking up in a quarter berth next to a hairy bottom is too tickly for me. Have you considered a Mankini wax?

Not being a selfish person, I have attached your best photo to spread the word in hopes that you too will be able to find your perfect partner situation and that you enjoy your new job as a decolletage sunscreen model. Fair winds!

OMG! That is just wrong... LMAO...

randude · 16-09-2012, 08:46

I have always thought of myself as a sailor of sorts and here is something about sailors...

My girl friends male dog got out one night and ran the streets until daybreak. Her father, an executive at Sears and a retired navy chief and I were collecting back the dog. I asked him, "What do dogs do all night?" He replied, "Same thing as sailors"

And here is another one; the difference between a sea story and a fairy tale?
A fairy story starts off once upon a time and a sea story starts off with this ain't no ****.

Malibu · 16-09-2012, 08:48

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Originally Posted by defjef

hahahaha it;s magical alright but she's not always tranquil... When she's in a bitchy mood you don't mess with her. She's unforgiving of your mis steps.

Good point... Hence the inspiration for 'The Perfect Storm'

David_Old_Jersey · 16-09-2012, 08:57

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Originally Posted by Malibu

LMAO...

errrrrr.........sorry about your thread

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Malibu · 16-09-2012, 10:32

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Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

errrrrr.........sorry about your thread

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Don't be, you guys are funny! I've been having a good laugh every time I see the thread.

I started an earlier thread in the 'living aboard' forum prior to this one and it has not received a fraction of the responses despite being the exact same topic.

It's funny how the vast majority of participants in the 'women afloat' forum are men... Lol.