Woman Wanted (Must Have Own Boat)

[Blue Crab]

Originally Posted by grunzster

WOW, they have that much of a stock pile?

Guess I can cross that off my list of potential jobs for once I start cruising.

I tend to look at these "contributions" as charity as I'm from the Wayne-Eastwood-Ford physiotype, and t a l k s l o w.

Anjou: Do you feel lucky, Miss Fixit?

[Capt. lulz]

Originally Posted by Stede

What are the two most popular topics in women's magazines? (1) Why are men pigs? (2) How to get a man

Coincidentally there are two types of men: (1) men that woman want (2) losers

[GlennJapan]

......I`m approaching my one year anniversary having attained everything DOJ has desired in his Want Ad, albeit swapping the requirments of "boat" for "business"

Pearls or perils of gained wisdom:

1. The dreams you want, your not getting, and the dreams your getting you don't want.
2. The conversations you want, your not getting, and the conversations you get you don't want.

and finally the deal breaker...

3. The sex you want, your not getting, and the sex you get you don't want

end result...

Were looking to get a Sailboat, but demanded we stay within site of land...

everyone needs an exit strategy!

Good luck.

[Acedude]

This thread is hilarious.

Best of luck DOJ. Sounds like whichever woman bags you is a lucky broad.

[Celestialsailor]

I was curious of the results

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by Celestialsailor

I was curious of the results

I wore my stick out beating them all off

Honest

[READY2GO]

A man with a worn out stick doesn't appeal to many women.

[Don1500]

Originally Posted by anjou

Not far wrong there Tao.

What with artificial sperm and more girls being born, and girls doing better in school, its only a matter of a few more generations before the tipping point of no return.

The writing is on the wall fellas

That is true until a spider walks into the room.

[boatman61]

Good one DOJ.... cracked me up....

[zeehag]

i kill my own spiders, thankyou, and i have my own boatS and i sail. i am fending em(boys) off with my baseball bat gaff every day......

[osirissail]

Just pulling your leg - but using a baseball bat to kill little ole spiders? Isn't that like trying to kill rats on your boat with a 12guage shotgun?

[zeehag]

at least the bat doesnt make holes in hull.....some guys can be compared to and with spiders, as can some felames...I DONT LET THOSE ON BOARD...

[osirissail]

I was trying to feed you a "straight line" - men -> rats -> shotgun. I guessed I missed.

[zeehag]

naw--ye didnt miss--i did --hadnt yet had coffee..is the chocolate in that coffee i need most .\lol...as i AM female....we LIVE on chocolate, as long as it is the correct kind!!!!

and some rats are kinda cute---oops men , too..

[Celestialsailor]

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